
These boots are made for “running”
Kinky’s boots: Photo by Mary Chavoustie
By Connie Strong
Imagine my surprise at opening my email to see a message from Nike: “You won a Nike Challenge.” Few things could be funnier than this, and for those of you who know me, you understand completely. Upon opening the email I find this message: “You placed 1st in the Connie Be Strong challenge.” Attached was my virtual gold trophy, which I was able to view after clicking the “Admire TROPHY Here!” icon. Now, I have to be perfectly honest: I was the only Challenger.
Does that make me any less a winner? I’ve decided not.
The Connie Be Strong Challenge was set up as a trial run to “test” my equipment, to make sure I knew what I was doing when it came to sending the info to Nike, and to be absolutely certain that I would be able to log into the Foot Soldiers’ challenge site. Everything worked as promised, and I began Week 1 of plugging along down the country roads, adding—step by step—to my accumulated distance. The Challenge that Lane and I designed was to end with the first Challenger to reach a distance of 10 miles: Since I was the only competitor, that would be me! Without really giving too much thought to it, I managed to log in 11.67 miles and “win” the Challenge.
To a serious walker/runner/jogger that would be accomplished in one or two days. For me? Well, let’s just say I got it done and leave it at that. I walked in the sun, I walked in the drizzling rain, I walked at night, during the day, and I even walked in the rarely-occurring snow!
Car #1, “Would you like a ride?” “No thanks. I’m walking for exercise.” Gives me an odd look, drives on.
Car #2, “Ma’am,” (ouch), “can I offer you a lift?” “No thanks, I’m just walking for exercise.” “But, it’s freezing out here!” (I’ve noticed this, trust me) “Thanks, but I’ll get home in no time.”
Car #3, “Connie, what are you doing out here?! IT’S SNOWING! Is everything ok?!” By this time I am beginning to doubt my sanity—plus, I’m building up a bit of snow on my lime green Nikes– but I, again, turn down the ride.
These are the type of moments that make for great private memories. I cannot remember a recent time that I felt more alive. Yes, the little round ice pellets that were mixed in with the soft, gentle snowflakes pounded my skin like dozens of tiny needles, but there was something very surreal about the whole situation that I will fondly remember long after those icy offerings have melted away.
This is not to say that all went well. Along the way, I’ve discovered that Chipper Voice is known to tell a lie or two. For example: During one particular work-out I walked for 30+ minutes, (1.99 miles) and Chipper Voice proudly, happily proclaims that I have burned off 148 calories! And I think, “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!” I felt sure that I had walked off the chips, pork tacos, chips, beans, chips, rice, chips, and margarita that I devoured the previous night. (Did I mention chips?) But, alas, Chipper Voice assures me that, no, I only burned off 148 calories—the equivalent of, maybe, the rice.
So I decided to forego the box of Valentine’s Day candy given to me by my sweet hubby. I checked: 2 pieces of candy have 150 calories. I would have to brave the elements for 30 minutes just to walk off the damage: It’s much easier (??) to bypass the chocolates.
This morning I walked in the sunshine, with no one asking if I needed a ride, and I thought about Kinky Friedman’s recent loss in the Democratic Primary race for Agriculture Commissioner. On Sunday he and I, along with photographer Mary Chavoustie, sat under the huge trees behind The Bugle Boy that seemed to welcome us—and spring—and I interviewed a true Texas gentleman.
I thought about his hopes of winning the election and his passion for Texas and its people. I could not help but feel honored to have met the man behind that dream; a self-proclaimed “Renaissance Texan” who is never afraid to run the good race.
Through the ages, it’s been said that it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game. This time, I have entered the “real” Foot Soldiers’ Challenge, and have no chance at winning. I know that, without a doubt: I just don’t care. I feel better with each passing mile, with each passing day. Step by step, I am winning my own race.
I won my virtual gold trophy during the week of the Winter Olympics, which makes it seem even funnier to me. That same week, I placed 3rd in a cooking competition, which I figure certainly cancels out the other accomplishment. I’ve decided that no matter how many calories I burned along the way, I didn’t come close to cancelling the calories involved in taste-testing my culinary creation.
But all is not lost; tomorrow is another day—hopefully also sunny. I will walk on, and Kinky will regroup, hopefully resurfacing to run again. A new day, a new race; life goes on, one step at a time.
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Watch for my upcoming interview with Kinky in “Conversations with the Artist.”